There was a time when the public could request a tour guide at the nearby council offices and go all the way up the column via a spiral staircase inside it, but those days ended years ago for some reason, and the statue had fallen into disrepair by 2013, whereupon it was wrapped in scaffolding.
I've been watching this column for some time now, waiting as the column was slowly unwrapped this month, the scaffolding slowly peeled back, revealing the proud statue of Lord Hill.
And now I'm confident, nobody can get up there.
Which makes it perfectly fine to tell the world about that time that I did.
The above photograph was stolen from Wikipedia. It's important to note, that's all I've stolen. I don't steal anything from the places I explore, except the photons that carry the image to the camera lens. Nor do I force entry, or disclose access. Unfortunately, the means of access up Lord Hill column were too self explanatory, so I chose to wait before I told of this adventure, just so that I don't inspire some idiot to do it and fall to their death. It's dangerous, what I do.
So as you can imagine, we climbed the scaffolding all the way to the top. Let me tell you, at 133 feet it was pretty windy up there, but the view was spectacular.
But Lord Hill, himself? Now there was a mighty statue. And I looked him right in his big concrete eyes.
The statue himself has remarkable detail. He's so tall he stands on multiple storeys of scaffolding. He has stars on his uniform. He has fingernails! And he's holding a big metal sword.
And that seemed to be that. However, while we were up there, a thought occurred to me. You see, the way up was in view of numerous roads, as the column is right next to a roundabout. It made the actual act of climbing it very tedious and scary. But I knew there was a staircase inside the column, and since nobody whose ever gone up it would expect people to get in through the upstairs doorway, why would it be locked? Assuming the lock on the bottom was openable from the inside, this would provide a cool means of getting back to the ground floor without being seen.
Well the upstairs door did open.
What a mystery. What could possibly be in this chest?
In the end, the door at the bottom wasn't openable, so we had walked down a 133 foot spiral staircase only to go back up it, but it was worth it.
Also on the walls, of the interior and the exterior at the top by the door, were loads of signatures, most of which were from the 1990s when graffiti was cool, but some went back to the 1940s. And it was dark, so I no doubt missed it.
In closing, let me say this- they are planning on letting people go up the column from September 11 to September 14, and according to the Shrewsbury Chronicle you can procure a place in this tour group by e-mailing firstname.lastname@example.org
I recommend it, as the view is spectacular. Sure, you won't get to snap the actual statue from eye level like we did, but for a four day window it's pretty impressive.